
The heng tais
(l-r: Mike, Kenneth, moi, Keng, the groom, Yu Son, Terence, Stef, and Eric)
Yes, as the title suggests, this entry is a little late but that's ok. Even right up to today, Sheldon's still tagging us on Facebook.
17 October, Sat: Needless to say, as heng tais, he had to get up early. Call time was 8:45am at Sheldon's. Just the night before we were at his place having dinner together under the canopy and just hanging out and goofing about. We--his heng tais and our WAGs (wives and girlfriends, where applicable)--had checked out his "first night" room. I must admit, it was quite well done up. All Sheldon's Pantera, Megadeth, and his other gory death metal CDs (with not the most romantic of graphics on the covers) were properly stored all too neatly away, with the bridal pic well mounted on the wall and on a side table. He then dispensed his bridal studio photos to his beloved "brothers". The WAGs were more particular on the photo they received so they had first pickings.
Ok, anyway, back to Saturday morning... we arrived quite punctually by our standards. Sadie, Kah Jin, and the parents of the groom were the great hosts again after the night before and served us nice breakfast. Once done, we chatted for a while, took some pics and... took some more pics. Then it was time to leave Bandar Sri D'sara for D'sara Jaya to "collect" the bride.
With the WAGs
Once arriving at the bride's place, we came to our first hurdle--the front gate. This was when the ji muis (with their HABs ie. husbands and boyfriends) got into their jual mahal mode and made life difficult for us. The sister of the bride was the head honcho behind this devious plan. She asked for one heng tai to step up. Looking around, we were not sure who would go first... so Terence stepped up to be the first. They passed a full wine glass of yellowish liquid over the gate and asked him to drink up within 10 seconds. For a moment, KL and I feared the worse. We thought it was piss. Well, the good thing was... piss it wasn't. T downed the big first gulp and had to swallow which took some time, but he eventually finished it to much applause. I later found out from Terence it was a mixture of thick honey with another thing added which he too was unsure. Once cleared, the gate was unlocked to allow the groom's party in. But we were again locked out at the front entrance and they now required two more of us. Up stepped S and E. The rest of us were locked out while the two were let in to do their "task". Both of them had to dress up and re-enact the proposal scene. It was vicious what the bridal party did to them. After dressing up and re-enacting the proposal, they had to do two dances in front of the bridal party. Real nasty. Photos were removed from here to protect the identity of the said persons.

Arrival at the bride's gate -- Level 1 cleared!

Waiting for our 'punishment'
(Photo courtesy of the official wedding camera)
Then they called the next three: this was when KL, YS and myself stood up and be counted. We were given seats. Ok, this was too good to be true. Next we were told to roll up our jeans and exposed our legs. The bridal party decided to stick some plasters to paste on our legs. I reckoned we were getting a waxing then. I was quite right really. Another two of the guys stepped up and had the easy job of dipping their foot into a bucket to pick up keys of different colours--white or red. Questions will be asked to the groom based on the colour of the keys. If the two guys didn't pick up the keys on time. We kena. If Sheldon answers wrongly or not within the 10 seconds. We kena. Bad deal, huh??? In other words, we kena. Yes, what little hair I had on my legs were now removed from me as well. When the plasters ran out, they "punished" us by making us eat biscuit sticks... with wasabi.
Not my most glorious moment
(Photo courtesy of official wedding photo)
The wasabi moment: check out Keng's face
Once cleared, the groomsmen headed for the final hurdle. The bride's door. Sheldon had to sing something romantic to the satisfaction of the bride. Not the best of singers among us, Sheldon struggled but did so with gusto nonetheless. There was no stopping him at this final stage now. We helped him sang "Stand By Me". Then he had to say something romantic... and he did his best, "I WILL LOVE YOU UNTIL THE DAY I DIE!!!" (ok, three exclamation marks is not enough for this... here's more for good measure!!!!!)
The door clicked open.
The bride sat there waiting for her 21st century knight.
He said it one more time, "I WILL LOVE YOU UNTIL THE DAY I DIE!!!" because she wanted to hear it again.
What followed the "I WILL LOVE YOU UNTIL..." moment
Shel+Tiff
Our job was done, now it was his turn.
Then there were the tea ceremony on her side followed by photos.
The newlyweds with the heng tais and 1 WAG at her previous home.
(photo courtesy of bride's official collection)
When they were done, we headed back to Bandar Sri D'sara. Now it was the tea ceremony for his side and lunch for all of us. I retired from lunch early so I didn't really know what happened after that. I had a lunch appointment elsewhere.
Much later, when the sun has set, we were out again for the dinner at the Golden Phoenix, Equatorial Hotel KL.
Needless to say, the groom expected all the heng tais to dress to the nines in our suits and ties. He gave us a task to do: we were to be on standby for the 'table to table' yum seng sessions. Our job was to prevent him from getting too drunk. Apparently.
Food was pretty good as expected from Equatorial. I was seated with the usual bunch. Eric gave for the groom's side a humourous speech with the multimedia presentation. The bride's side did a more emotional thing which brought the bride to her teary-eyed wedding moment. Aww...
The yum seng arrived. By that time, T was clearly drunk when he was giving the toast. I think we toasted about 5 times which is the record for any wedding I've attended so far. Bride's dad was up for it as well and did the 'bottoms up' for EVERY toast!
Hmm.... check out the expression on his face
After the yum seng, our call of duty started. There were 10 of us so we were wondering whether to "work" in shifts moving from table to table but we thought it was best to keep the spirits up (pun intended!) and to make it more celebratory. So all 10 of us accompanied the bride and the groom and went table to table to join in the toast. If anything, just to keep the mood up with the volume. We played the number game. The more the merrier. So went table to table. We drank the wine, we refilled our glasses. We drank the wine, we refilled our glasses. We drank the wine, we refilled our glasses. We drank the wine, we refilled our glasses. Repeat.
I don't glasses how many know we had.
We kept refilling.
Any bottles nearby--regardless of whether it was opened or unopened--were used for toasting.
At one point, one of the guys was holding a Glenffiditch and I was getting worried. Then he realised what he was carrying wasn't wine but whiskey. He then put it aside and picked up a wine bottle instead. Between him and another guy, they kept refilling our glasses. Terence also had a bottle in his hand on standby.
We did like what... 24 tables?
One of the 24 tables
(photo courtesy of the bride's personal collection)
One thing I like about wine: you don't get drunk, but it makes you happy.
But we had a wildly good time.
As for Terence, I think he had more than just wine. By the end of the night, while I was talking to him, he lost his balance at one point and had to grab on to the groom's mother who happened to be right behind him. There was also an incident when Terence while posing for photos with the newlyweds in one of the table photos accidentally spilt the wine from the bottle he was carrying on none other than the groom's white suit. WINE ON HIS BRILLIANT WHITE SUIT!!! Then while the newlyweds and their parents were shaking hands with all the invited guests who were leaving, Terence was shaking hands with the staff who were cleaning up the restaurant--one by one. We enjoyed ourselves definitely.
At our own tables... the heng tais were spread out between two tables and this was us.
(photo courtesy of official wedding photo)
Then we got round for a group photo... ok, more than one.
Us
(photo courtesy of ???)
Us clowning around.
Can you see the stain on the groom's suit?
(photo courtesy of official wedding photo)
We sat down for a while to relax and made sure our blood alcohol level normalised first. I guess all of us were/are responsible enough not to drink-drive. Keng the teetotaler was as usual designated driver. He made sure we went back safely.
Then there was the part where we met up again for a mamak session but that is another story...